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Wednesday, November 7th, 2007Arrived from workplace… work in hell with hell people, so everything seems to be hell! So called ;p well… at least that’s what I thought of today… besides being grateful with everything given by Allah, can’t blame me for hating those stupid insane psycho bangang anak2 setan and all there in the small island, ahahahah, laugh for the love and hatred
It’s not so bad, but it’s just bad enough… I never know how I survive all these years… I guess I just… a credit to myself for being alive after burnt in the 1st level of hell on earth!
What’s with all the HELL word? I don’t know… I mean everyone has their own way of breathing the air in the office, mine is this I guess… only now friendster is not accessible anymore internally hahahh! Hooray….
Today, half of the day, from 3pm till end of my shift, I just do call sim = call simulation. Act as though I’m a customer and call up newbies to test their skills… product, promotion, procedure, verification… ermmmm… kinda mentoring thing. Well can I do like my all beautiful customers, tough leeeyyyy….
Tired, frustrated, I don’t keep my feelings and they don’t keep their focus!!! I feel like hugging them with love and bite their ears till they separated from the head??? What the!! Hell again? Erkkkkhhhh….
The thing about newbies, which I was one before, is you are new… so you are new! So? So that’s it, thank you very much!
The motivation is only money, salary and off day… definitely not the nature of the work.
Who likes being asked and had to be answerable to other people’s satisfaction? I do? Do i? ermmmm… it’s quite pathetic and quite the opposite if you come to think that all other works are about the same. The only different is you talk more than other people and you are faced with real risk of being hit by all this ear and nerves cancer, deaf, and whatever problem with your health issue, if of course you don’t drink enough water + supplement, manage your anger (which I’m the best examplewallah!), listen to craps, enjoy your personal time, don’t smoke, smile and just love your boss and your beautiful customers?
Ahah! That’s trick… have I completed that list yet? Well…. Thinking… sort of… kinda….
Do you ask for cahier order’s refund from the bank if the bank owe you RM0.02? I know you do… I will hahaha…. Pretty pathetic n’it? Ermmppphh!
Do you pay interest when you are late by your due date for credit card payment? Depends if you take Islamic product or not right… hmmm very tricky…. Well you know u don’t have to. Call and ask them to waive the charges or demand we terminate your card, well we do love to do that as an excellent cust svc for you, muakhhhs!! 
Do you care to ask back your forfeited loyalty points when it expired and you overlooked it by let see… 1 year? Ahah! I will, if not, I’ll go to the press, curse people at the call centre and sue the bank for stealing my points
Next… if you have cash of RM2K and there’s this cr card promo where if you spend let say $8K on your card from certain date (of course you have to pay back before due date that could be next week hahaha to avoid charges), you stand a chance to be 1 of 10 people to win a lcd screen old model at a cost of abt let say RM1.9K… will you really go for it?
Haaaa, I know you will. See, why you know, because my company loss millions buying all the more than 10 lcd screen for all abt 1000 complaint and angry and furious and calling every day non-stop kind customers… well, I guess we have done the best customer service so far… our customer is so loyal uhuhuh
Am tired… let me continue later… need coffee… pleaseeeee…… I’m fed up, I’m still alive, thank god…. i still have my sanity, tks to my cute customers, which inspires me everyday….
I was just thinking… will I be this excellent if I doo some other nature of job, GPK HEM kat sekolah for example…. Pheeeewwwhhh
